"All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue."
Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be more Blue? I don't think so.
It is recommended that this paint be used over a ...
Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea.
Curacao can be used over any undercoat color but ...
Dark, rich chocolate. Simply delicious.
Death By is intended to be used with a black primer.
Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments suspended in an acrylic medium plus additives that...
"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death."
Formulated as a contrast color to go with our other metallics. Ill Gotten Gold is not technically a color sh...
When life hands you lemons, use them to paint your miniatures.
Pucker can be used on any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos.
Turbo Dork paints are made of a m...
This bright orange paint's secret ingredient is love.
Multi Pass can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos.
Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixt...
Will he ever know if there is life on Mars?
This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians.
Life on Mars is intended for use over a black undercoat as shown in the photo...
It'll make your knees weak and your arm's heavy.
A meaty, warm red metallic. Reminiscent of the marinara sauce on your mom's spaghetti.
Use Spicy Meatball with a black base coat.
Turbo Dork paints...
There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.
The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark p...
Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded through the Mediterranean world.
By association, Scarab is bound to be one of our most popular paints. After all, what’s not to like abou...
Supermassive: A black hole at the end of our expansion, Supermassive is the cross section between magic and science, blending a black and red shift, with yellow edge highlights. This color looks b...
Rainbow Roll: We've all wanted to taste the rainbow, but what if you could harness it and bottle it? Rainbow Roll is a silvery black base paint, with a whole colorful rainbow effect inside it.
Awesome, out-of-sight, spiffy, cool, swell, and peachy keen are all ways to say something is mighty fine.
Inspired by the hot pinks and peachy tones of 70’s coastal architecture, this not-quite-fl...
The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic Yellow that combines lovely smoky gold tones over a black base primer, with a deep warm yellow over white primer that is truly… t...
Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian.
Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70's British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiri...
Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red.
Box Wine is ou...
A penny for my thoughts? Nah, just let me give you my 2¢.
A rich, coppery true metallic, just don't try to spend it.
It is recommended that this paint be used over a black primer.
Turbo Dork paint...
Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge...
The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Please use over a black pri...
Near Mint condition cards show minimal or no wear from play or handling and will have an unmarked surface, crisp corners, and otherwise pristine edges outside of minimal handling. Near Mint condition cards appear 'fresh out of the pack,' with edges and surfaces virtually free from all flaws. '
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Lightly Played (LP)'
Lightly Played condition cards can have slight border or corner wear, or possibly minor scratches. No major defects are present, and there are less than 4 total flaws on the card. Lightly Played condition foils may have slight fading or indications of wear on the card face. '
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Moderately Played (MP)'
Moderately Played condition cards have moderate wear, or flaws apparent to the naked eye. Moderately Played condition cards can show moderate border wear, mild corner wear, water damage, scratches , creases or fading, light dirt buildup, or any combination of these defects. '
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Heavily Played (HP)'
Heavily Played condition cards exhibit signs of heavy wear. Heavily Played condition cards may include cards that have significant creasing, folding, severe water damage, heavy whitening, heavy border wear, and /or tearing. '
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Damaged (D)'
Damaged condition cards show obvious tears, bends, or creases that could make the card illegal for tournament play, even when sleeved. Damaged condition cards have massive border wear, possible writing or major inking (ex. white-bordered cards with black-markered front borders), massive corner wear, prevalent scratching, folds, creases or tears. '