"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death."
Formulated as a contrast color to go with our other metallics. Ill Gotten Gold is not technically a color shi...
Will he ever know if there is life on Mars?
This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians.
Life on Mars is intended for use over a black undercoat as shown in the photos...
It'll make your knees weak and your arm's heavy.
A meaty, warm red metallic. Reminiscent of the marinara sauce on your mom's spaghetti.
Use Spicy Meatball with a black base coat.
Turbo Dork paints ...
Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian.
Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70's British Racing Green, but also acts as our spirit...
A penny for my thoughts? Nah, just let me give you my 2¢.
A rich, coppery true metallic, just don't try to spend it.
It is recommended that this paint be used over a black primer.
Turbo Dork paints...
Turbo Dork’s signature pink in a bottle is appropriately named Turbo. It is a bright, carnation pink and pairs well with Dork.
Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Turbo over a si...
Syringa vulgaris is the common lilac that everyone knows. Well, this Syringa is anything but common. It is an eye-catching soft shade of pinkish purple.
Syringa is similar to what Crayola ca...
A beautiful putrid paint dedicated to the plague gods. Bring forth their wrath upon your paint scheme.
Summoning Sickness is a bright green-gold metallic.
Note: For the most vibrant results, ...
Throughout history there have been many Red Queens but there is only one self-aware supercomputer with that name.
The paint, with this name, is a dark red reminiscent of a recent battle.
Note:...
Reach for Orange You Glad the next time you want to juice up a model.
It is a bright yellow-orange, tending more to the orange side of yellow.
Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Ora...
Get in direct communications with your retro, groovy 70s side.
Hotline is hot pink. There is no mistaking it for anything else. This shocking, vivid pink is just the thing for the flashy sports ...
Q: Do you know what the autoignition temperature of paper is?A: 451° F
Fahrenheit is a vivid reddish-orange color that is reminiscent of the fire engine that Guy Montag may have ridden.
Note: For...
Appleseed, like the Granny Smith, has a tart and crisp feel to it.
It is a bright, delicious green ready to highlight that poisoned apple.
Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Appleseed ...
"A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey." Dolly Parton
This dark cyan to mid-blue shifting paint can certainly strut its stuff and is cocky enough to warrant its name. It is...
Think large and slithery with thick skin, sharp teeth, and more than a touch of evil! Think Leviathan!
Leviathan shifts from dark teal to a lighter greenish-blue. This is just the paint to bring ...
There is a forbidden romance in the air or maybe just in the bottle.
Romeo / Juliet is a zenishift, changing hue depending on the color of the basecoat used. Just like in the original Romer...
Lyrics inspired by LA, the Midnight City, and the birthplace of Turbo Dork:Waiting in the carWaiting for the ride in the darkAt night the city growsLook at the horizon glow
This Midnight Cit...
Normally when you mix red and green you get some shade of brown. However, if you throw blood-red paint and a dehydrated goblin together you get Hemogoblin.
Hemogoblin is a zenishift that can ...
Near Mint condition cards show minimal or no wear from play or handling and will have an unmarked surface, crisp corners, and otherwise pristine edges outside of minimal handling. Near Mint condition cards appear 'fresh out of the pack,' with edges and surfaces virtually free from all flaws. '
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Lightly Played (LP)'
Lightly Played condition cards can have slight border or corner wear, or possibly minor scratches. No major defects are present, and there are less than 4 total flaws on the card. Lightly Played condition foils may have slight fading or indications of wear on the card face. '
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Moderately Played (MP)'
Moderately Played condition cards have moderate wear, or flaws apparent to the naked eye. Moderately Played condition cards can show moderate border wear, mild corner wear, water damage, scratches , creases or fading, light dirt buildup, or any combination of these defects. '
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Heavily Played (HP)'
Heavily Played condition cards exhibit signs of heavy wear. Heavily Played condition cards may include cards that have significant creasing, folding, severe water damage, heavy whitening, heavy border wear, and /or tearing. '
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Damaged (D)'
Damaged condition cards show obvious tears, bends, or creases that could make the card illegal for tournament play, even when sleeved. Damaged condition cards have massive border wear, possible writing or major inking (ex. white-bordered cards with black-markered front borders), massive corner wear, prevalent scratching, folds, creases or tears. '