"All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold."
All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is extremely bright and perfect for eye catching detai...
When life hands you lemons, use them to paint your miniatures.
Pucker can be used on any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos.
Turbo Dork paints are made of a m...
Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian.
Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70's British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiri...
Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red.
Box Wine is ou...
We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold.
Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer.
Turbo Dork p...
Scorched earth and cool skies.
Afterburner which appears red in the bottle has a wide range of colors. Moving from a warm copper through a yellow gold front facing color to a light green rim.
Afte...
Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds inside in the form of pale blue and purple crystals.
This debuted as the lightest paint in the Chill Out set with a shift from blue to viol...
A beautiful putrid paint dedicated to the plague gods. Bring forth their wrath upon your paint scheme.
Summoning Sickness is a bright green-gold metallic.
Note: For the most vibrant results,...
Reach for Orange You Glad the next time you want to juice up a model.
It is a bright yellow-orange, tending more to the orange side of yellow.
Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Or...
Get in direct communications with your retro, groovy 70s side.
Hotline is hot pink. There is no mistaking it for anything else. This shocking, vivid pink is just the thing for the flashy sports...
"A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey." Dolly Parton
This dark cyan to mid-blue shifting paint can certainly strut its stuff and is cocky enough to warrant its name. It i...
Lyrics inspired by LA, the Midnight City, and the birthplace of Turbo Dork:Waiting in the carWaiting for the ride in the darkAt night the city growsLook at the horizon glow
This Midnight Ci...
Normally when you mix red and green you get some shade of brown. However, if you throw blood-red paint and a dehydrated goblin together you get Hemogoblin.
Hemogoblin is a zenishift that can...
What does the word Galaxia bring to mind? Maybe it’s a game, a book, a song, a sword, an anime character, a stemless plant, or even a genus of small fish.
Galaxia has a subtle shift from viol...
Just like the tea for your favorite matcha latte, this paint is specially grown and processed to give just the right shade of pale green.
Matcha, the paint, is caffeine-free. It can be used eit...
Tea, Purl Grey, Hot. More of a periwinkle than a tea color, but you get where I'm going here.
Purl Grey is a mid-range purple with tinges of silver when used over a black primer.
Turbo Dork pain...
"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death."
Formulated as a contrast color to go with our other metallics. Ill Gotten Gold is not technically a color sh...
This bright orange paint's secret ingredient is love.
Multi Pass can be used over any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos.
Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixt...
Near Mint condition cards show minimal or no wear from play or handling and will have an unmarked surface, crisp corners, and otherwise pristine edges outside of minimal handling. Near Mint condition cards appear 'fresh out of the pack,' with edges and surfaces virtually free from all flaws. '
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Lightly Played (LP)'
Lightly Played condition cards can have slight border or corner wear, or possibly minor scratches. No major defects are present, and there are less than 4 total flaws on the card. Lightly Played condition foils may have slight fading or indications of wear on the card face. '
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Moderately Played (MP)'
Moderately Played condition cards have moderate wear, or flaws apparent to the naked eye. Moderately Played condition cards can show moderate border wear, mild corner wear, water damage, scratches , creases or fading, light dirt buildup, or any combination of these defects. '
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Heavily Played (HP)'
Heavily Played condition cards exhibit signs of heavy wear. Heavily Played condition cards may include cards that have significant creasing, folding, severe water damage, heavy whitening, heavy border wear, and /or tearing. '
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Damaged (D)'
Damaged condition cards show obvious tears, bends, or creases that could make the card illegal for tournament play, even when sleeved. Damaged condition cards have massive border wear, possible writing or major inking (ex. white-bordered cards with black-markered front borders), massive corner wear, prevalent scratching, folds, creases or tears. '